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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via jellys)

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

(via forebidden)

spinnings:

A letter from Walt Disney’s daughter.
You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

(via phil0ph0bic)


actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via shekillswithkissesxo)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via epic-humor)

girlslug:

TOO REAL